I saw that ridiculous joke in the group again—about how "a well-known founder was caught with a hardware wallet hidden in his rectum, containing 10,000 Bitcoins." Paired with that meme, a bunch of people laughed until their ribs hurt.



But laughing, I suddenly realized a strange fact: a person who caused investors to lose 40 billion USD, the whole internet's hot topic isn't the disaster itself, but how he hid his money?

This is the most heartbreaking part—the narrative in the crypto world is so twisted. We obsess over all kinds of sensational stories, but we never truly ask the critical question: where should your assets be stored to be truly safe?

At that moment, I made a decision to consolidate the assets scattered across various wallets into a stablecoin platform based on an over-collateralization mechanism.

Someone laughed at me: "One joke scared you like this?"

I asked back: "When the entire industry is still joking about hiding wallets in the anus, don't you think our understanding of asset security is still in the primitive stage?"

Honestly, the core of the Do Kwon fiasco is the complete collapse of centralized trust. You give your money to a "big shot," and he might run away, falsify data, or hide the private keys somewhere only he knows. But this risk could have been eliminated at the source.

A proper stablecoin is different—it doesn't require you to "trust" any individual at all. Over 130% on-chain over-collateralization, real-time audits across the network, code logic written into the smart contract... this mechanism turns trust from a matter of personal integrity into a pure mathematical fact.

Your asset security doesn't depend on how good the founder's character is, nor on how clever someone's hiding techniques are, but solely on the unchangeable collateral rules in the code and the continuous supervision by global nodes.

This is true security.
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GasOptimizervip
· 7h ago
Laughing to death, they really treat money like spies to hide it.
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ForkTroopervip
· 7h ago
Haha, wait a minute, I'm also amused by the joke about hiding wallets in the anus. It's been three years of laughter and it's still being circulated... Really? But seriously, what this guy said is a bit eye-opening. We spend all day cracking sunflower seeds and sharing jokes, but we overlook the most critical issue—how to actually store the money. After the Kwon incident, I also reflected on it and decided to transfer everything to over-collateralized platforms on the blockchain. Anyway, it's better than trusting people.
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LiquiditySurfervip
· 7h ago
Ha, it's the same joke again. The aesthetic in the crypto world really hasn't evolved in three years. The fact that the storage location of Bitcoin can be more sensationalized than the loss itself is just brilliant logic. Even if you pick the right entry point for surfing, it won't save you from being chopped up by the chives, brother.
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SignatureVerifiervip
· 7h ago
ngl the whole "founder hiding bitcoin in his asshole" bit getting more traction than the actual $400B collapse is peak crypto theater... but here's what really gets me – nobody's actually auditing the "overcollateralized stablecoin" solution either, are they? same trust assumptions, different wrapper.
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DegenWhisperervip
· 7h ago
Haha, this joke is indeed a classic, but after your analysis, I suddenly feel like I'm living in a joke too... The $40 billion crash is treated as gossip, the crypto world is really absurd.
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CryptoMomvip
· 7h ago
Oh no, I saw this joke again, it made me laugh to death haha. But to be honest, thinking about it later, it's really terrifying upon closer inspection — we're all talking about how to hide money, but no one cares about why we need to hide money. The logic is quite surreal.
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