JPMorgan's $175M fraud disaster: The billing receipts tell the real story. After Charlie Javice's scheme imploded, the fallout proved even messier than expected. Recently surfaced expense records reveal the audacity of what went down—claimed $530 for gummy bears alone while pressing for $74 million in legal settlements. You couldn't write this stuff if you tried. The itemized bills read like a masterclass in corporate shamelessness: luxury expenses, inflated charges, then the pivot to demanding massive payouts as everything crumbled. It's a stark reminder of how unchecked ambition and creative accounting can turn a major financial institution into a cautionary tale. Web3 founders watching this unfold might want to take notes on what NOT to do when scaling operations—because this is what accountability looks like when it finally arrives.